GUIDANCE.

Nothing’s cooler than high school.

(Actually, I can think of plenty of things that are cooler than high school. But thanks anyway.)

TUNE IN NEXT WEDNESDAY FOR THE SERIES PREMIERE OF

GUIDANCE!

Guidance follows a 29-year-old guidance counselor in a suburban high school. He’s been guiding for six years now. And the biggest source of drama in his life isn’t his students. It’s his addiction to coke.

That’s right. The guidance counselor, who advises students on living their lives clean and responsibly, is a cokehead.

Watch as he does a line and then meets with a student!

“Drugs…are bad,” he spurts out, giving his student a shifty gaze and grabbing a tissue to wipe the blood from his nose. “Ohhh yeah. They’re so bad.”

Will anyone discover the truth? Or is it too late to guide this guidance counselor back to reality?

Another awesome idea would be to have it set up like Taxicab Confessions and just sit there while people come in for guidance. AWESOME, RIGHT?

Go back to high school every Wednesday, and don’t miss the upcoming first season finale in which our guidance counselr is caught passed out in his office with a prostitute!!!

The sad thing is, this sounds like it could be a real show. Which is fine and dandy if you’re into that sort of thing. But here’s something: HIGH SCHOOL IS BORING. I’m sick of shows about it. I’ve moved on. Also, no one ever saw the guidance counselor at my school. Well, the gifted kids did, but they had their own counselor.

Yet somehow whenever I needed to do things like drop a class, I always had to wait.

Nothing’s cooler than high school. Everything’s cooler than high school.