Hypothetical Nightmares
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9/11: The Animated Musical!

Their country was attacked. But united they stood.

America is a nation of heroes. But who was the real hero of September 11?

(Flash to firemen, policemen, passengers of United 93)

THE AMERICAN FLAG!!!

Wave your American flags high as Disney/Pixar’s epic animated musical 9/11 breezes into theaters this fall. 9/11 tells the real story of the terrorist attacks, with the American flag watching in terror as each attack was completed. Our protagonist stares up at the crumbling World Trade Center and sings the mournful ballad “It’s Not Always Easy Being from the Greatest Country on Earth.”

The flag then segues into “Muslims are Bad” and “An Eye for an Eye” as it vows to get revenge. And it vows to get America shopping again, with flag-themed paraphernalia.

Most importantly, this movie teaches our children that all Muslims are dangerous and hate our country!

Rated G for GO SEE THIS MOVIE NOW. OR ELSE.

9/11 is awesome for two reasons: it perpetuates intolerance and also changes a national tragedy into a lighthearted animated musical. Clearly win/win here.

If anyone were ever actually sick enough to do this, well…I’ll have my passport ready.

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One Response to “9/11: The Animated Musical!”

  1. The British TV series “Skins” actually had an episode where their school did a 9/11 musical.


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