Hypothetical Nightmares
It’s only funny until it actually happens.

“IS THIS THE MONEY TAXI??”

Ben Bailey. Those are the only words you need to define AWESOME. Thanks to the Discovery Channel, he’s now the most recognizable cab driver ever, and the only one anyone ever wants to see. I find myself wishing that he would drive around Philly in his taxivan so I could prove to the TV-viewing world how little I know about anything.

Seeing as Cash Cab is pure television gold, what would happen if GSN took Carrot Top, put him in a cab, and called it Money Taxi?

Keep it in New York. I want to see people’s reactions when they ask, “AM I IN THE CASH CAB???” and then they see Carrot Top and he goes, “IT’S THE MONEY TAXI!!!” and they are visibly disappointed.

GSN will make this show its own, you’ll see. There will be no Red Light Challenges. Instead, Carrot Top will offer a Hit and Run Challenge, in which any time Carrot Top hits either a pedestrian or another vehicle and then drives away, the contestant has to then describe the car or person in detail.

The double or nothing challenge at the end? Carrot Top tells a joke and you have to laugh. If you laugh, you win. It’s harder than it sounds, obviously, seeing as it’s Carrot Top. And the laugh has to sound legitimate.

Are you scared? Good. GET IN THE MONEY TAXI!!!!

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